
I just discovered this reality show this morning like 3am! Where in the hell have I been? This show was too funny. All their damn dates and freaky stories made me think about my boring life! LOL! Damn, I have not done anything slutty or risky since my divorce. Why? I can’t believe I’m letting a damn reality TV show make me re-evaluate my life. Sad huh? That is our problem basing our lives off of a damn television. hmm
Anyway, I love the fact that Pep has been waiting 4 years for the right man to pop her cherry! WOW! That’s really good. I’m almost there but my count keep starting over like every other month! *giggles* 
That’s the benefit to online chats and dating because they can’t send sex through the phone…I don’t care how much you instant message, virtually chat, or even Skype.
Your panties might get wet but you still can’t get it through the phone or web! HA! Oh and by the way I’m not your phone sex type of chic. I don’t even watch porn (unless it’s my own) so you know that would never work with me. Damn I’m such a lame! LOL!
I just don’t think I’m the dating, one night stand, type chic. I’m a settle down type chic. Don’t give me that look! I know that sounds boring as hell. I have children, girls, I can’t be running a different man through the house every week. Does this really make me appear to be boring? Do I really care? Honestly, I just don’t want to get married and decide I didn’t explore enough. Yet, I don’t want to put any more miles on my body than I need to. I mean who wants to purchase a top of the line car with 200k miles on it? I better stop watching this reality show…because it’s not making me think straight! One damn hour of watching this show and now I feel like I should have done some random fucking by now. What the hell is wrong with me?
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