In my previous relationship I did all types of things to keep my bedroom life hot. One of those things was the coochie coupon! If he did something really good I’d write him a coupon for coochie and with this he could cash this in at any given time. You know when you are in a long-term relationship you sometimes get tired of sex. You get that tap on the shoulder 4am in the morning and you look at his ass cross-eyed! Yeah but if he had this Coochie Coupon you had to roll over and spread’em, it was the law.
So I get a call from my Ex after he has learned that I am engaged. He expressed his lingering love and then wished me well but before he ended the call he said to me, ” Well before you get married I need to use my last Coupon” What Coupon I said? He was like I still have one of those Coochie Coupons. I laughed so damn hard as I had forgotten all about it. So I said boy that damn thing is expired, he said nope this one says good for anytime…
And for those of you that have to ask if I will give him some sex before I marry…The answer is HELL NO!!!
**the very next day I ran into one of his close friends** He says to me I heard you are getting married and I said yeah…Let me add this boy is a chocolate dream, long clean dreads, pretty smooth chocolate skin and a body that screams fuck me with no delay. Anyway he says to me Damn you have got fine and of course tease me about my stank walk…He tells me the funniest shit. He says if you wasn’t my boy Ex I would tell you as long as I got a face you got a place to sit! WTF!!! My whole damn body tremble…but I just laughed…
Okay so now that everyone knows that I’m engaged…they want to flirt and shit, where were they when I need some fun in my life…Guess this is how it always fall, right!
Socialkenny
June 29, 2012 at 11:27 am
You and this ex again!
What about a current?
Coupon thing is ingenious idea.
serenityluv1
June 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Hush! What can I say once they experienced my greatness they keep coming back.
Yeah that coupon was great! Also I rarely speak of my current guy some things are meant to keep offline, right?
The Reemachronicles
June 29, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Guys are so thirsty hahaha. You should not be joking with your homie’s ex.
That coupon is a great idea.
serenityluv1
June 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm
I had all kinds of games we played… My soon to be husband better be ready because sex is never boring with me. But yeah they thirsty like a mutha! Lol
Chicago-Style Girl
June 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm
There is something quite validating about the interest shown by the friends of an ex. You just know when your name comes up, they mention how he tucked up for letting your fine ass go. Am I too big a fan of vindication? Maybe I am.
bossymoksie
June 29, 2012 at 4:56 pm
I love this coochie coupon idea! Duly noted.
serenityluv1
June 29, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Check out novelty stores they sell a book full. Lol
bossymoksie
June 29, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Nice.
mp11312
June 30, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Why don’t you just tell us how good it is Serenity? I need details and everything…..lol
serenityluv1
July 1, 2012 at 12:02 am
lmao! You too much…